Question 1

Isn't this just another agency with a meaner name?

Accepted Answer

No catalog of 13 offers. No ad buying. No rebrand packages. We diagnose leaks, rebuild the costly page, and measure lift. If you need a full-service team, we're the wrong hire — on purpose.

Question 2

Why pay when Lighthouse / Hotjar / ChatGPT are free?

Accepted Answer

Free tools show symptoms. The Autopsy returns a ranked money-leak map tied to your analytics, spend, and live page — plus a repair queue with effort tags. That's a decision product, not a rewrite prompt.

Question 3

Will you just recommend more work so you can sell the repair?

Accepted Answer

The scorecard stands alone. Founding members get 100% autopsy credit toward First Repair within 30 days — so the incentive is to be useful, not to pad the queue. You can DIY the repair list.

Question 4

What if my traffic is too low to measure lift?

Accepted Answer

We'll say so. Low-traffic funnels get qualitative repair priorities and a measurement plan for when volume arrives. We won't invent statistical significance you don't have.

Question 5

Can you be bought — will you soft-pedal bad news?

Accepted Answer

The brand is the opposite of soft-pedaling. If the offer is the leak, the scorecard says the offer is the leak. Retainers are optional; honesty is the product.

Question 6

Is this vaporware? Do you have real baselines?

Accepted Answer

v1 ships with anonymized demo scorecards and a public repair-log format. Named case studies with baseline → intervention → timeframe → method get published as they're permissioned. We don't invent testimonials.

Question 7

Who qualifies?

Accepted Answer

SaaS or service businesses with some traffic, leads, or sales calls — and conversion economics that feel broken. Brand-new zero-traffic idea validation is not the fit.

Question 8

What do you need from me?

Accepted Answer

URL, analytics access or exports, ad spend snapshot if relevant, and what “success” means in one primary metric. Autopsy turns around in 7 days from complete inputs.

Small catalog. Clear prices.

Start with the score. Pay for the decision. Repair what hurts.

Funnel Score (lite)

Funnel Autopsy

First Repair

Your funnel sucks. Get the score.