About
The name does the positioning.
Your Funnel Sucks is a conversion rescue studio for founders with traffic (or ad spend) and conversion economics that quietly refuse money. Funny at the surface. Forensic in the deliverable.
What we are
Diagnose the leak. Fix the costly page. Prove the lift.
What we refuse
- — Full-service marketing agency
- — Ad management / media buying
- — Brand identity or full rebrand
- — SEO content mills
- — Generic CRO SaaS tooling
- — 13-offer catalogs
- — Fake social proof
- — AI-slop “rewrite my funnel in 30 seconds”
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